sharing jokes n interesting things

今天在网上碰见某人向我邀歌，hip hop的歌词。让我联想起顺口溜，在luyi blog上的那一个，于是就来接龙

呼噜毛，吓不着，
把你剃个大秃瓢，
（顿）哦！（顿）耶！------大秃瓢 (hip hop)

大秃瓢，
脸皮薄，
话不过三就落跑，
（顿）哦！（顿）耶！------就落跑 (hip hop)

落跑了（liao3)，
就是好，
原来是个老傻冒，
（顿）哦！（顿）耶！------老傻冒 (hip hop)

（待续）

是不是太奇怪了，我有一点起鸡皮疙瘩，特冷。看了接受不了的人就别看

today finally saw fcdd's 背影. that time when i just got on A1 at bus terminal and sit down, suddenly saw a familiar yellow bag outside window. however, the hairstyle has been changed into a mushroom shape. so funny! he just got off of A1 and then walk back to pgp from bus terminal. this reminds me that i've not seen him for abt 20 days liao..... i nearly forgot i still have a crush on him. these days i seldomly 想起他 already. sometimes when i met YN i could recall. other time really forot abt him already. must remember to keep on crushing him. or i ll really lost my sense of loving ppl. so sad, this holiday he will not stay in pgp. i cannot see him liao.....oh no

my grandgrand children finally open their eyes! they are really very very cute now, as they are still small.
there are two boys and one girl

my grandgrand children start to learn how to walk already. they still have not opened their eyes yet, thus it is actually v dangerous for them to walk around blindly

last sat when i finished drawing trees i went to teach tuition. i met hsj and wc at bus stop when we wanna aboard 96. obviously they were going for dating. they were hand in hand. sj asked me:'你去哪里？' 我说我去教tuition.她说‘真可怜'. 我的心灵受了严重创伤。

today met yyq again at bus terminal just b4 1102 test( this one for sure i got 0 mark )
he said :'终于开始了' then i smiled to him and wanna say sth, sojust opened my mouth. at this time he suddenly jump off to get on A1. just in one sescond. in 2 jumping steps. left me with my open mouth there. embarassed.

last time i met him on A2, when the bus arrived pgp, i followed him to get off the bus. just when my foot touched the ground, i saw he was already away from me for at least 10 metres. 他是闪电侠还是会瞬间移动？

孙子泻顶了.....不知道为什么........难道遗传我老刘家?

死耗子们，落跑就落跑吧，随地大小便我也可以忍了，你们不懂事。
可是不能啃我的纸板磨牙啊！贵的勒！我要做模型的勒！

昨天到杨楠那里称体重，长了4斤左右！ 不绝食是不行了看来

我又丢孙子了， 谁帮我找回来a.....

recalled some jokes:
one is zbt the bu project. we decided each person do one part and then compile. but who compile? our studio rep said aiya as long as no body fail gp, any one can compile lah. then i said i failed. he said 'oh, then must be u lah, u need more practice'. what a hell!
unis' model is made of wood. but the wood looks like paper, so i just touched it to see the texture. she said 'anyway it is not bamboo' i said if it is bamboo u need to redo ur whole model, cos i ll take it

又不敢开门了。孙子也会落跑了。sigh.
现如今我这里有女儿一只，孙女两只，孙子一只。baby三只。
yh那里还有孙儿一只。另一只不幸逝世。

今天跑了4回。我一天没敢开门，把自己都焖臭了。
后来就把两个孙女和孙子的位置对调，把她们关进球里， 才敢开门

我把孙子，孙女们，女儿和babies分别隔离开。。。。防止他们再生。。。。。
真像得了SARS。。。。像YN所说。。。。

今天又被摆了一道，tuition的小孩忘了tuition,去她奶奶家了。孰可忍孰不可忍

有些人可真是tmd腻歪人，谁腻歪谁自己有谱

the field trip to malacca got a lot of things......i really dun wanna type again liao......

here r 2 interesting things tt originally written on my lod blog winniepoohbear.blog.com. however i cannot open it anyhow.
so i start with a new one here which is the one now.
last time our grp rep scw asked for every1's surname 1 by 1. kel said hers is 'Hi', that is quite strange. like to say 'hi' to kel if we call her full name. after tt he said"unis?" unis answered"yup?" scw said 'Y A P yap rite?' so funny.

k now the interesting thing: today dun noe why rachsu didn't come for studio. i saw her in studio just before the real studio lesson and then she was not there when the real studio began. she had left msg for everyone. like scw's one:(cos his name sounds like 'kiwi'（Any of several flightless birds of the genus Apteryx native to New Zealand, having vestigial wings and a long slender bill. Also called apteryx. ) this is the msg she left to him:' usually kiwis dun have sex, so r u asexual?'
another one is to unis: u r a cute cat so i won't hurt u! ( 2 cat faces are drawn below, one is crossed)
kel's one: 'kel is pretty' followed by a crossed shit. so it is kel is pretty shit originally. with 2 kel flowers drawn.
our big brother's one: "ass crack" cos our elder bro's name sounds like 'crack' so there is his name written before 'crack' and crossed also. there is butt drawn.
other ppl's i cannot understand liao
mine is "saidis are pandas, pandas are saidis" with bamboos drawn at the side
she used plural form. there got a lot "me" meh?
我倒成了濒危绝种了,国宝了. there is not many pandas left also. pls treasure and protect pandas, at the same time treasure and protect me.
都是scw和julc,今天又提乱马的事。

找到捷径跑路了已经，这只猪

这种日子什么时候到头阿？ 我不想天天一回来就抓耗子

今天在A1上碰见了一个男的不知是SM2还是3的PRC男的，当时他站着，和他一起的一个女的坐着。上来了一个好像是清洁工之类的印度大妈，没位坐，这个男的就说“我说，大妹子你就咋不知道给老人儿让个座哪？”和他一起的那个女的娇嗔一声“谁是你大妹子”就站起来让座了。

energy is very shuai! toro.....

这些小东西们叫声倒也真大

today one of my granddaughter escaped from the basket twice. in the morning i found it she was not inside the basket, however i need to go out for project, so i had no time to wait for her to come out. fortunately when i just wanna go out of my room i saw 她露出了个脑袋在我的抽屉后面。哈哈被我捉到了。
晚上回来，她又不见了。我耐心的等。 可以听到我床下乡子后边窸窸窣窣的声音。知道他在那里了。 一会儿， 他终于现身。可是她咋跑的那快哪，刺溜刺溜的，又不见了。还是在我堆满物品的床下。 在有两个小时没有动静了，估计是睡着了。之后，又有塑料袋哗啦的声音。我狠拍箱子想吓她出来，他不吃着一套。 再过一会，她又刺溜刺溜出来了，跑一会，停一下，警觉地听声，两只眼睛亮亮的。我想这回你跑不了了吧，慢慢蹲下，接近，她也没太动倒是。我就用手抚摸她，准备一把抓起来。就在我握她的一瞬间，她从我大拇指和食指之间像海豹一样地滑脱了。小腿儿倒斥的倒也真快，又跑到箱子附近不见了踪影。好家伙，我立刻跑到床的另一边看她在哪里，看不到。一会儿又看到了，但她又溜向床的另一边。我又换到另一边，她又跑回去了！气死我了我的腿怎么不长一点可以跨床，左右开弓比较好。我累死了，不想玩猫抓老鼠的game了，坐到椅子上休息。一会儿，一转头，她倒在两个箱子之间，纸板之上悠闲的用舌头整理全身皮毛。这次我可是一下子扑过去，以猛虎下山，迅雷不及掩耳之势把它牢牢抓在手里。他还想用同一招逃脱，没门！我抓得你紧紧的！小死猪，哼哼。跑不掉了吧。乖乖的回筐去。

P.S.:我的不知如何称呼（孙子?曾孙？)的小家伙们健康良好。。。。。。持续长大中。。。。　

today i didn't sleep at all and stay in studio with xh to do the stupid ar1221 project......stupid science centre.....cannot go back leh......worried abt my rats......

the thing i worry abt the most has become truth.....
my daughter in law has give birth to 3 babies which r my grandson's children also....
u can see the relationship?
oh, no,i really feel not comfortable now....

can teh chatter box work?

on tuesday i did a unimaginable thing.....i fell in sleep in the boring gem lecture......unconciously fell in...i could feel that my upper part of the body was swinging around.....suddenly i fell down on the floor cos i lost balance. i was seating on the left most seat, so just fell down on the floor....painful.....that time i had not totally waken up, but i heard the lecturer said that ok i think i should stop here. then the lecture ended. i think other ppl thought that my chair is spoiled....
embarrased......

[ Mon Oct 13, 01:39:19 AM | sd l | edit ]
funniest thing appears.... today i met yyq on A2. he sit besides me intentionally! u know i nearly never talked to him before..... this time we talked for 5 min! and i found him really talks a lot.....but this person is still dramatic and ....peculiar(sorry, but it is the truth). can never think abt talking to him......

funniest thing appears.... today i met yyq on A2. he sit besides me intentionally! u know i nearly never talked to him before..... this time we talked for 5 min! and i found him really talks a lot.....but this person is still dramatic and ....peculiar(sorry, but it is the truth). can never think abt talking to him......

today got nothing lah actually.....just the mad cch is a bit funny....and when i saw the plan and elevation of julc's house, i nearly fainted.....too shy to faint in front of her.....she is a legend.....my house looks like a toy comparing to hers.....

today got nothing lah actually.....just the mad cch is a bit funny....and when i saw the plan and elevation of julc's house, i nearly fainted.....too shy to faint in front of her.....she is a legend.....my house looks like a toy comparing to hers.....

today got some chem qns i cannot solve so when i came back i ask others that took chem in jc......they were not sure.....how can this be.....stupid combined science.......
i teach chem.....haha

hehe, another one. today got sketching class. then remind me zbt that the last week's sketch, we got mango to draw, together with a glass and a bowl. somebody's mango looks like made of iron....can u imagine? irony mango...super shiny....another one is like stone.....

ok ok mine looks like potato......very dull.....i dun noe how to draw the texture of things anyway....

oh, another one: today we had a lecture on model making. after that is our tutoring session. our group rep ask our great tutor mr tay that does he have some special model-making skill that can share with us?
our dear mr tay said of course i have but shy should i share with u? u should do it urselves and learn from mistakes! ........i have nothing to say. however thank him, he helped me to choose a house to work on.....i always cannot get the right house to do with.....

em..... just now is not funny rite?
ok tell u a joke now...today we got a election for tas commitee members, some ppl are subbled by their friends. however there is one accidentally become a nominee successfully.
their friends r so kind that they all vote for the other nominee( there were 2 nominees only) so the guy have not to be suffered from the sucky job.

oh....lost my old blog....so need to start a new one....so sad....
ok lah actually nothing on the old one....