sharing jokes n interesting things

my very last hamster finally died. today when i came back see it lying on the floor of the cage, but had not died. its heart still beating at tt time. abt half an hour later, it died on my palm. saw it was strugling all through.
although death has become usual to me, but i still feel very sad. all my children ah. think i didn't treat them good enough. forgot to feed them sometimes. not change their drinking water regularly. didn't change the ' mu xie' regulary. all because i'm lazy. in the future if i think i cannot have mood or enough time to do all these, i won't keep pets. maybe they died on disease. but i dun think so. i really didn't take good care of them. irresponsible. in 5 years time i won't feed any pets.

today met niexia when i loitering ard clememti. she is much thinner than b4 and much more pretty than b4.
i need to lose weight also........ but stress.......... my ' nei fen mi' system disordered.............oh god...

our tutor..........this lady so fun! juz compare what she said to us b4 and even earlier:
1.u cannot use glue to stick them together. in real situation cannot use glue. ( for bamboos) vs use glue lah, this is a model only.
2.dun make ur life too hard, make it as simple as possible vs ur design so simple so boring. no one got interest to look at it.
3. u young ppl must be creative. follow ur own ideas. dun be afraid of failing. vs u all must refer to the famous akitects' work. otherwise why we set these fantastic works as standard to u?
4. triangle is the most stable shape thus it is the best. vs circular shape is the 'natural shape'. if ur design can achieve circular shape, then no one can criticise abt it.
........................................ more over. juz cannot remember so much.

SDE day haha quite fun.......food r nice.........ppl danced and rapped r cool........ everyone is force to buy the ' super nice healthy non- fat baked salmon vege sandwich'.

why aki ppl so familiar with each other? cos:
1.aki reshuffle studio every sem. aki 100+ ppl in total.
2.ppl usually stay in studio n do our works. i heard tt one guy came on the chinese new year day itself to do work. actually tt lots ppl stay in studio for longer time than stay at home.

however, i cannot really fit in them cos i'm quiet.
however again, they juz treat everyone well, discuss our problems together and give constructive suggestions, help other ppl to buy food n drinks when they went out of studio, lend whatever instrument or material to others intentionally.
i think they are really nice ppl.



yesterday is 7th (chu1 qi1) and it was 'ppl's day'. we ' lao yu sheng' together in studio. at tt time abt 40 ppl in studio. the ' yu sheng' has only one bowl. we had two rounds of 'lao'. 20 by 20. after all ppl 'lao' then the aki year 1 rep said juz now when ken added all the sauses into the ' yusheng' forgot to say 'feng1 sheng1 shui3 qi3' then need to re-add then lao again. ....................

after tt we took photo together by using someone's digital cam. 40 ppl arrange ourselves and squeezed, some standed on the table, some (like me) squashed down. after taking then we ' yi4 hong1 er2 san4'. however, our dear year rep shouted again:' juz now the digital cam resolution too small then need to take again everybody go back to ur own position..........' what happened to the thing?

btw our year rep got vvvvvvvvvv big mouth. he is vvvvvvv thin also. then mouth seems to be even bigger. when he opens his mouth n smile, more than half area on his face is occupied by his mouth. then further 1/2 area of his opened mouth is occupied by his shiny white teeth. i.e. 1/4 area of his face is teeth.

forgot one funny thing. today is our 1st new bu lab. we do some illuminous and indoor air quality exp.
we need to calculate some value by using a what what cosine rule. there is a sample report we can refer to , it is done by seniors. however, the cosine rule is related cos cubic. we need to derive the formular.........really dunno the principle behind it.........then we asked the experiment instructor. he said we better ask the iaq instructor he is the expert of illumination.
then we go n find the tutor....indian master here. he also cannot derive. these ppl ll give marks to our report. then who else can clear our doubt?

saw a joke in 'reader':
one giraffe and a little rabbit are having a chat.
giraffe says:' i really hope u can know the feeling of having a long neck. i can enjoy the delicious food slipping though my neck for longer time.'
the rabbit has no facial expression.
' and some more, in hot summer, cool water flows though my long neck, so comfortable! it is really nice to have a long neck!can u imagine?'
the rabbit answered:' have u ever vomitted before?'

today lost the chance to see fcdd again...........why every time i was there then he was not there? or he is there then i'm not there? more than one whole month never see him liao...........T-T
try next tuesday if i'm free..........

found what i want in ikea............the shower curtain........ideal membrane for me hahahahahahaha happy!!!! thx to yisong who contribute this idea..........shower curtain............nice!!!!!!
go hardware shop and buy 2 saws........one big one small. an uncle also buying tt saws. when i held the saws in my hand and tried the feeling......SHOU3 GAN3, ZAI4 KONG1 ZHONG1 JU4 LE JI3 XIA4,and imagined how to saw in the real situation. think the uncle confused or scared by me.........he looked at me once. turned his head back. then looked at me again.

for the ss we finally decide to choose homosexuality and the landscape. my project mates so fun. they got list of contact of gays...........the only problem is maybe we cannot take photo at the place of they usually gathered........maybe we juz ask them to take photo together with us........
ok at least finally we didn't choose postitution. or we need to go geylang there and interview ppl......not ppl.......the chickens........

yesterday i stay back in studio do whatever i can do.........but today it comes true tt my effort all wasted.... anyway i got more things to work with later on......
heard tt one guy misuse the laser machine to cut the acrylic then cause fire. then we are banned from using workshop outside office hours. uni thought i need to use th laser machine to cut my timber.........another fire ll be caused.
lots of ppl stays in studio last nite. although there are 4 studio bet us i still can hear scw complaining for lacking time. hehe.
haha i dun have any instrument to do w my timbers..........all boroowed from lam, scw and eason chan. they have soooooooo many professional instruments, i think can be qualified as carpenter liao......

peter pan quite fun...............they r so young..........i think it is quite ra for children.......esp. chinese children.....
any way, peter quite cute........charming guy.........hehe

haha think i got some new year disease...........new year i cannot eat so much..........i cannot play mahjong for the whole nite...........5555555555556666666666

my family..............love them forever...........wish them all the best!!!!!!!!!!!

why i'm so sui1? today my shampoo also go n elope w/o telling me. half way used shampoo.
i'm soooooooooooooo sui1 these days. hope my cousin can bring me gd luck for the coming monkey year.
how come today i purposely went for engin lecture also cannot see fcdd? is he still living in pgp?
why i always miss the chance to ask sb to bring back the hp for zhangyafan? finally i must use it is it ?
timber, wood also tt ex man! $40++++ has left me.......5555555555

today aki got a screening.........' blade running' by harrison ford. the scientific movie.........i cannot understand. they said it is sth like matrix, or 5th element. anyhow, there is a house done by F. W. appeared in the movie for 5 seconds. tt's y head is showing it.
inside lr is so cold~~~~~~~~one gal even took her blanket w her. mc so near us......and seems it is vvvvvvvv popular now, full of ppl there.
i've seen one aki guy during the screening also. his appeareance, behaviour r all ok, veri normal. the thing is his favourate colour is pink. today he is wearing a pink t shirt. and his cushion is hello kitty. he hold the cushoin in his arms during the screening. when an aki guy called 'zi3 qi2' entered the lr, he called him 'qi3 qi2'. i nearly wanna vomit my dinner. later he called him 'qi2 qi2' then asked him' r u using sk2 now?' funny. our screening cannot start cos something wrong w the dvd player. tutors cannot find the problem. then the pink guy's friend said ' ei, the former av rep, u r from av club rite? av president rite? go n help lah!' (AV huh) the guy pretended not from av. then later another person laughed at his hello kitty cushion. he was a bit annoyed, said ' 1stly i'm from av club, 2nd i'm hello kitty, then what?' his friend said 'maybe..........barbie????' we all laughed.
after the screening the pink guy pretend to be one of the tutor, said 'any questions?' then our head followed him ' ya think i ll give u an assignment on this movie'. the another guy also said ' ya i got a question on the house juz now appeared, what is the meaning behind the house? .........' haha humourous guy.
the guy 'ziqi' is an aki talent. when the 1st time i saw him only one word appeared in my mind, ' monkey' .more precisely, ' sun1 wu3 kong1' .last sem i'm in the same bu group w him. his drawings,sketchings r excellent. his model was praised by the tutors as ' fantastic' during the last sem's crit. my model failed me eventually. he got an "A+" for his design module last sem. i got a 'D' thus need retake. so sad.

yesterday we also talked abt how to do with the dead bodies after the medical students dissect them when we were walking in pgp. yn said the dead bodies r quite ex so better recycling. i disagree, thought the some prisoner who will get death penalty will donate their bodies also, thus not so ex lah. then suddenly saw wmr walking in front of us, wearing a black-and-white, horizontally paralleled striped t-shirt. we laughed till death.

ya forgot yesterday went out with yn and saw one guy sitting in mcdonald's, there is a vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ dog on his knees! ah.................small dog.........golden fur..........something like a fox dog............

these days spent A LOT of $..............wo liao eh must stop..............otherwise ...............
i wanna design my house in the future.
today go n saw our tutor's work . her style is quite ok to me. but, there is another house, using green glass as cladding wall, paint concrete wall into yellow, really damn the facade. agree?

and, remind me abt another funny thing......today saw zh again at central library area........this is the 4th time i saw him in 12 days.........vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv frequent already........i even cannot see most of the nus ppl so often........he transfers or what?
think i know the reason. hehe~~~~~~~~~~~

ya forgot big surprise today i see STELLA in the studio! wah so happy man ~~~~~~~~she come back to visit friends for jus a few days.......jia yu brought her in...... her school starts on 29th lunar canlendar..........she definitely skip lesson.
haha we discuss aki a bit........their hongkong style is much easier than what we r doing now........no need to consider actual construction. ...................... fail straight away here.
she knows so many ppl from aki............wah liao eh singapore so small........
thans for her testimonial on friendster huh............ c u stella~~~~~~

new studio mates and tutor got new fun................everyone is unique, ya, cannot expect everyone agrees at something........but this time i ll try to consider more and try to include everything to reach a satisfaction.
new studio rep is called wong what what john naveen, sth like this. he lived in india untill he was 10 years old. so funny. he is 81. so our grp got ppl from 81 to 84. 3 leos including me. all 'hiden' leo type. cos all seem to be not noisy and generous. ya, cos all from 3rd to 8th. sth like faye wong's style. but not as cool as she appears to be. cannot be explained.
lots of ppl r using bamboo. ya gd i got so many food to eat.
uni went to switherland during the holiday. our tutor is correct. need to save money and travel. widen our view.
uni brought back choc for every ex-grp 8 members. nuts choc. not too sweet. nice.

juz found tt i realli love aki so much. studio so fun. anyhow, half year delay is not so much. i ll continue to design. see what grade i can get this time. i'm realli ambitious.

shujing's rat is dead yesterday. how come? how come? these days................

the guest has died........i dunno why..........how come huh these days rats all died? ah? ah? how come........
what should i do? i really dunno...........

my last granddaughter died yesterday..............depressed.........
only one grandgranddaughter w me now

today met another grp of mad ppl on A2. a grp of mixed 2 local and 2 prcs. they r discussing their courses. one local guy(A) asked the other 3's cap. the answers r 4.8, 4.7, and 4.6 respectively. later another guy got on the bus. far in front. we were seeting at the rear part of the bus. S said to his friend: ' ei it is 'who who who' ei. u all know him?' the other 3 said 'no'. then A said oh it is a year 3 senior. cap 4.96. represent singapore in what what competition then got the world's 1st runner-up. then A continued to say tt last year 'A' himself is in dean's list. there is only one person after him in the dean's list, which is a sm2 girl, named 'gong tian xia'. gosh! last time i know this girl thru lkf. how come i met all these guys on bus. me.......wanna die

think fcdd got a gf liao.
ahahahahahahuhuhuhuwuwuwuwuwwuwuwuw55555555555555555555555555555...................
not confirmed yet. most likely. how come? everyone begins to pair up liao.......me got no hope..........

these days i spoke those ' 3 letter words' till v shuang3..........really v shuang3........
thanx to the ones who give me the chances to speak haha.........
if i can 'zou4 ren2' tt ll be even better....... but ok i'm satisfied i feel shuang enough liao.........
haha.
everything back to normal now. everything. i'm so happy. the thing i most worry abt shldn't be a problem......shldn't be.
shldn't be.shldn't be.

how come once i write chinese there must be some problem?

SHI-ER MA begins to put in her effort liao. sunday we need to go and sketch vch. heng...heng...

haha...........waipo.........niudun...........i'm DA KUAN now..............u 2 FU or not?

juz nowi try chinese again but failed.
these sm3, SHUO1 HUA4 ZHI1-ER ZHUA1 DE, HAI2 ZAI4 GAO1 TAN2 KUO4 LUN4 BIE2 REN2 SU2 BU4 SU2, ZHEN1 SHI4 FU2 LE.

oh god..........my sm3 neighbour also bring back her friends.............my neighbour is ok, she is quite nice.......her friends so noisy! wolao what usually happens on bus now is happening in her room.........even louder cos her room is not a public place......... it is their problem or my problem? wo lao eh those r so typical sm3 students!

how come my tooth paste also go and get married? i wanna attend her wedding also!
who on earth is (are) the stupid thieves tt have stolen my 2 cups, 1 mop, and a only-used-for-2-week tooth paste?
next i ll lose what? may i know?

my facing door vietnamness has come back...........now in her room got another 2 guys, they talk and laugh vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv loud. this cause me think of the sm2 or 3 ppl talking and laughing laud on buses last time. they now screaming liao. think more ppl now join them. by me their conversation now is just like a few ducks talking---------all ' gua gua gua ah ah ah' or ' gua ah gua ah' ' gua ah ah gua' sound. dun like this gal.
why not learn from te vietnammess gal next to my door? she is quite normal and good. not noisy, considerate more.
ppl diff. from each other so much.

today i out bid again for genes and society.........what should i choose!? i really need one more module!!!!!!!!!!!!!

today stutio reshuffles........i ll miss all ex-grp 8 ppl a bit..........nvm still can see them in the studio. new tutor......i've lost the tutor w the least words but get the only lady tutor-----SHI-ER MA.
she is the one who always asks for early work done. under her, hope at least i ll be more efficient.
everybody is busy at moving his or her own things towards new position. inside studio now is so messy!
this sem got two crit, which means my designs will be slammed twice...........i got the psychological shadow already.
those scary architects......... this time i ll try my best to put everything into consideration.
3 ppl left aki............one of them's work have been framed and hanging on the wall beside corridor. what on earth this guy is thinking abt?

what happened to my nerves? laid down on the bed for 3 hrs liao........2am to 5 am now. torturing.
dun wanna to go down n walk around liao.........at abt 1:30am when i was waiting for my clothes i saw a cat! then chase it till it disappeared in front of me.......in between it stopped twice n stared at me. it felt scary i think.
tmr got 8hrs lesson.......... next mon will turn to 10hrs.............from 8am to 6pm non-stop. even dun have time for lunch.heng.............heng..........gd. i ll lose weight.

anybody interested in my mop? how come it disappeared w/o saying good bye to me?

today attend ms chan's wedding. really envy her. i wanna get married also. WO YAO JIA REN.
think a girl's most beautiful time is when she is wearing the wedding dress. i think ms chan is extremely beautiful at the wedding.
last evening met zhang ya fan on QQ. i told her i would attend my former cluster master's wedding. she asked when is MY wedding? joking of course. i told her ' deng zhe ba'. then later i said 'soon' and posted a showing teeth smiley there.
she said she wanna be my bridesmaid. i said no problem. hopefully i can get some good friend tt is still available at tt time when i'm getting married. then can be my bridesmaid. (now i remember i have 4 bridemaids liaoz¬¬¬¬¬¬)

yesterday i was vvvv qiu3. i bought lots of veges and fruits from ntuc after i left ntu. plus my other stuff i got 4 plastic bags in each hand. luckily i didn't see any familiar ppl in pgp tt time. anybody saw me?

ok a whole new year.........i like the number '4'. i like 2, 8 , 13 also. 2004 will be a lucky year for me. hope everything goes normal...........normal good. set goals for 2004. i wanna turn everything into a habit. everybody do remind me all the time pls thanx.
1. study hard. be efficient. MUST get B and above for every module. (vvvvvv imp) esp. improve my english, for academic purposes.
( dun skip any lesson,finish tt aki book, learn photo shop, flash etc. learn how to do water colour drawing. read more aki books. revise sem 1 modules.)

2. save money. at the same time lose weight. (imp!) ( spend less than 200 a month for food,try to take more tuitions, vacation time try to do part time job)

3. send post card home once a month (8th of every month)

4. treat my childrens well. (i really cannot bear more death)

5. year 2 join more ccas. MUST stay in pgp next year.

*6. every saturday and sunday go non air-con canteen for dinner at 6:30 if got somebody accompany me.