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ch u super idoll, i quite admire that guy called w e i l i a n, cos he is blind. he still have enthu in his life. he has got into the next round. think he cannot be the idol in the end, but support him forever! the ist round audition, wa kao! damn funny. someone said she can dance, but juz moved her fore-arm a bit, move a bit. LOTS of ppl even sing worse than LY, cannot catch the rythm at all, dare to participate. i should say they so brave. some of them juz wanna 'participate', but there are some of them think they really sing well and 'dance' well. what can i say? as confident as frjj. juz for ppl's laugh matters.
recently there are 2 advertisements i think is quite gd ones, one is 'curious' britney, the other is 'credit card'( dunno is credit card or not) catherine Z-J. quite nice done and creative. wa-oh.

我现在一点一点使劲想我要记些什么。到这个时候我就想不起来了，而且顺序混乱。我小时候记事能力还蛮好，记得一岁的时候在家里的大绿盆里洗澡，那时候还在21号院住。我当然不知道我那时候多大，我妈说我不到一岁。然后就是两岁我家在方北的时候，养兔子，姑父来抓老鼠，家里订牛奶喝，奶奶给我用废纸夹剪了很多窗花玩，爷爷告诉我汽车能够跑是因为有发动机，带我去村里看猪。我抓着家里的床头瞎跳，当时我就对我自己说我要记住这个场景，现在果然就还记着。然后第二天我爹送我上幼儿园，我坐在车子前面还在想，要记住昨天在床头跳。我连这件事也记住了。三岁的时候就开始穿豹皮大衣，跟我爹去现在已经不存在的友谊商店逛街。四岁搬家到现在住的地方，以后的记忆就比较清楚了。前一阵提出来我是怎么对hz有印象的，我还记得初一是怎么正式知道py是谁的。以后万一忘了，就回来看这篇blog.

上个星期有一天突然有人激烈的吵架。又拍桌子又喊叫，两方都是。office里边一下子安静下来，等他们被劝下来之后人们都互相打听是谁在吵啊是谁啊？都很八卦。以前也有人声色俱厉的说话，但是一般都是另一方理亏，因此只有一方声高。这回大吵，还是很吓人的。新来的qs senior有点吓到，我身后的qs姐姐就跟她说很正常，他们经常吵。
然后，就是前天，我跟师父讨论我的work，完了之后师父说ok let's talk abt sth serious.嗯？什么事情这么严肃？师傅问我，juz now u play game on ur comp is it? i said no, never. 他说是不是chat on msn？我说是的。他说你被boss抓住了啊。只有两个星期了，你要小心一点啊。it is ok with me, but juz the boss dun like this. so bad luck u caught by him.dunno if u need him to sign on ur report or not,反正不要再被抓就是了。 嗯，我知道了。我那时是在问CH rot的问题，问他对我做的东西满意与否。讨论了一会儿，就被抓了。当然，我跟别人纯粹chat的时候他没抓到我。当时我还不知道师父指的是哪位boss,反正department head以上的人他们全部叫boss,后来我听rin说是大老板。他很strict.好吧。我自认干活还算努力，有时候注意力分散，干得慢。大老板当然一直都很忙。上了七个星期的班，我从没有迟到过，一般7：40之前就到了。某星期六早退一个钟头，因为ps的人叫我过去帮忙judging day.某星期六请假半天，还是因为ps.大老板每天7点就到了,有时候星期天也来处理一些事务.他说我,我还是服气的,我不应该上班的时候干别的东西.别的人上班的时间chat on phone,估计他也听不懂，也不知道是discuss work还是别的，因此也没有事情。
好了，我要失去理智一下子，发泄一下子心情。前一阵子看到有人在blog上说他公司的坏话，被起诉诽谤。那我就用代号。开始：tmd个小rb,你奶奶个xiong!你大爷我做个ia你还管那么多，看我不顺眼是怎么的???你大爷我干得好的时候你不说，chat了一会儿你就叨叨叨，tnd小气巴拉，婆婆妈妈。
嗯，完毕。舒服多了。精神胜利法挺管用的。希望我以后要饭不用要到他门口，万一有这个情况，希望当时负责人不是他。我相信这种人，隔了一段时间一定还记得我。
不过看到网上，很多人只要看到rb两个字就开骂，我还是觉得很悲哀的。文革那一套打倒一切，揪辫子也传染到下一辈身上了。唉。我这个人也是神神经经，身边有了不好的事情，还能安慰一下自己那是少数现象。网上讨论的事情，例如见义勇为，很多人都回帖说他们不会多管闲事，看完了之后我心情就特别down.已经成了一种社会风气，我就有点影响到了。有些人见义勇为被伤害过，就说以后一定不再管了。我倒是觉得，以后一定不再管那个没良心的人的事情了，但是再遇到了这种事还是要管，不会次次遇到的都是没良心的人。万一遇到的都是，那还真是倒霉。看到天涯菊花开得那么兴盛，我就觉得世上还是明理的人多，我的心情就能好一点。呵呵，呵呵。

i got to get a nephew or niece in 9 months' time.
lao da is pregnant. i never expect so fast.
congrats!!!!!!!!!!!
er we need to change our travelling plan liao.........

趁我还没有忘记，赶快记一些东西。
我师父记性也不是特好，上回交待我只做PL3&4,5&6,11&12,7&8是5&6mirror image他没说让我做啊，导致我最后与最后得数差一半。他说要算7&8以后，我加上7&8算了一遍，1600多，还少给我了3&4两面的图，所以我算的就更少了。他自己把图找出来,算了一遍，1900多。反正我的还是少多了。然后他跟我讲，什么算什么不算，说着说着自己说不对，我算错了。回去改了一遍，当然还是1900多，差50左右。又继续跟我讲，讲着讲着又找着错了，又改。大晕。
然后最近的这个活，他说先算structural, final 的太复杂一会儿再算。design就改了三个电梯的顶，搞得我算了24个小时有多，才把钢筋水泥搞清楚了一点，还不sure对不对。头晕脑涨去找师傅，师傅说我是不是think too much了。我说我不知道，我头晕。然后他说，你还没有算final啊？我说没有啊，刚要说你没叫我算，他说算了没事下回再算。反正，我不觉得是我记错了。
现在是我师父，没事；以后是我老板，有事。以后一定要把老伴的话听清楚，如果老板脾气好就再问一遍confirm.如果脾气不好，宁可做多不要做少。做多也算是一种练习，尤其刚工作的时候。当然，还要掌控时间，做多了，时间拖太久，有点麻烦啊。这个就不好说了，具体情况具体来吧。


上回跟师父去site,师父迷路又转向，那张图，先把orientation冲好了，然后研究怎么走。第一次试验走，我跟在他后边，结果是死路；第二次就更逗了，我们进厕所了。当然，图上不是什么都有，毕竟只有A1那么大。反正，乐死我了。
今天在某日本工程师的指导下，去site看我们要研究写report的先进技术。这个人非常之好，也是非常热情，虽说他的口语我基本听不懂-_-!所以，那个复杂技术我也不太懂啦。就是如何把roof truss raise到楼顶上去。project director非常紧张这个，一直在抓这个。一共20个truss,一共raise了近一年-_-!好大的工程。整个工程大约10亿新币，光truss和raise就花了1亿。
回家睡觉，下回再写。

today is the very 1st time, when i log on msn, there is no one online.
yesterday i sit together with a boy on the bus, i found he is reading detective acedamy Q, jap version. he is jap ba. it is called 'tan zhen xue yuan' in jap.
saturday i bought food from ntuc, when i was queuing up to pay money, the guy juz in front of me gave cashier a $1000 note! so scary! initially i thought it is $100, but, it is 1000. the cashier gal went to other place to get enuf change for him. wahahaha.
still got other things, but i forgot what i wanna record down again-_-!

最近夹七杂八的也算是有不少事情，不过都告一段落了。松口气。
昨天是ps那个比赛的exhibition,我请了半天假去帮忙做usher,顺便听了一听那三个著名摄影师的speech.第一个是个水下摄影的，口音是英腔，他拍了无数可爱的可怕的水下生物，有些经历很有意思，他说鲨鱼们大多都很friendly.他拍的一个抹香鲸在翻身，在海面上露出了巨大的鳍，鳍底下有一个人。他说，这张相片的教训是，摄影师们不要离大巨大的东西太近。听众都笑了。尽量运用自然光，人工的辅助不要太明显。第二个是早报的摄影记者，很多头条都是他拍的，他说用英文讲很不习惯，不断穿插方言和华语。这个人很搞笑，他说拍摄是他的工作，所以不要有感情色彩。例如有什么喜讯，他也不能因为太激动就把相机扔到半空中不拍了跟别人一起庆贺。同样的，有了什么悲剧，他也要先用5分钟来拍好照片，才考虑是否进行人道主义援助。他很忙，也很倒霉，总是比其他的同时晚去事发现场。但是，他总是能找到最好的角度来反映问题，然后他的照片就上头版。他洋洋得意的说了这些话，底下观众热烈鼓掌。我都有点忘了他说过什么了，因为他说得实在是太多了，特别搞笑。最后一个是女的，celebrity photographer,同样的，华文比较擅长。拍了很多平面广告，很多杂志封面。女友 都会佳人 经常用她的照片。她没说太多，因为觉得自己英文不好。我觉得比我强多了 -_-! 她说遇到过model cannot pose的情况，立刻就换人。这个比赛学生组nj参加的好多，所以就颁了个集体奖，是mr koh,那个sci 还是phy head去领的。我没记错吧。去帮忙的有30多人，最后就剩了7个人把东西搬回nus,我就跟着回来了，坐在lorry后面。瓦哈哈，风好大。这回认识了一个越南人，男的，话不多，但是干活很认真，总是抢着帮忙，我从前年的邻居之后，第二次对越南人产生了好感。p n vp 关系暧昧啊，半公开吧。前p居然是个华人啊，长得一点不像。
前几天rin没事做，在写report,过来找我discuss.我说我要把我做过的活include到report里边去，也是师父叫我这样做的。她说，有必要吗?讲讲我们学到了什么就好了。我说，we learn from what we did.她表情僵硬，特小声说，i learn nothing. 快把我笑死了。她的师父教她东西很少，只是让她做measurement,take off quantity,但是没有告她对不对。我的师傅让我做全活，还告我对不对。我真幸运。我师傅人真好。师父在别人面前调皮捣蛋，在我面前还要装出一幅师长的架势，真是苦了他了。有时候忘了形，也跟我逗两句。总之，我学到东西了。我真有冲动想给师傅磕两个头地说。呵呵。

i've done flr finishes of 2nd storey. this time much faster. for the very 1st day i started measuring, i felt i cannot concentrate, then not efficient at all. after that rin told me she needed the digitizer as well, then i speeded up, finished it yesterday. then boss told me i'm too fast now he dun have anything for me to do. i'm helping another QS to sort all the dwgs now. last week from monday to wednesday rin din come to work, then one of her boss got some legal documents need her to help to sort and list out. they wait till that wednesday, she still din come, then my boss spared me from my work, asked me to help rin's boss cos she needed the documents on thursday. 2 or 3 days work, i finished it within one day. so wednesday i worked till 5:45 pm, finally i finished sorting. legal issue is really troublesome and complicated.
after that my boss let me to do a complete BQ, from taking off quantity to $ eventually. my results not too wrong, but the problem is my presentation is not understandable by others rather than myself-_-!. this is my weakest link. presentation. related to communication skills. need improvement. there is always a standard. rin is not a very hard working gal as well. she not go for lesson often when school is going on, esp. she nearly skipped all lectures. her house is at pasir ris. but, once she came, she can concentrate. i can see she sit at her table and doing work for the whole afternoon, 4 hours. for me is like every 1 hrs i ll 'rest' for a while. other QS like my boss can also concentrate for longer time. at least for 2 hrs. concentrate, i cannot. but still better than school time, in school i cannot study for more than half an hour. tt the main problem that my study is very bad these yrs.
see quite interesting 'motto' on other's table. for the IT guy, there is a label on his comp, says 'WORK IS FOR SOMEONE WHO DUNNO HOW TO GOLF'. hahahaha. for our admin head, there says 'TELL ME AGAIN, HOW LUCKY I'M TO WORK HERE, I KEEP FORGETTING'. hehe. i like this one.
last week one day i went back by bus, there got a mother, her son, abt 10 yrs old, and her another child, still a baby, sit beside me on bus. mother on my rite, boy carried his sibling on my left. the baby quite curious abt me, kept touching me and staring at me. the boy seems to be a bit worried, he thought i might get annoyed. i juz smiled at the baby. then the boy also gave me a big smile. this boy takes very gd care of his baby sibling, he played with 'it', i could see he really enjoy playing together with his sibling. the boy so nice. can see that his heart is full of love. hahahahahaha. i feel cosy.

someone is juz TOO selfish. only think abt herself, keep creating trouble to those ppl close to her, they so pathetic!!!! u juz so irritating. so disgusting. think u only have few 'real' friends. if u still like this, maybe the no. will decrease further till zero, till negative. u still think u unique and outstanding? ya, u so unique, no one is as irritating as u. think shit is more useful in this world than u, at least shit can provide nutrition to the soil. what can u afford to others? only trouble and irritation. i am not a kind-hearted and nice person, cannot bear with u anymore. i got very bad temper and i lost my control already. u think u fairlady? haha, u juz so funny. and u actually got an ugly face u should know ba? i can't be 'HOU DAO' any more, since i am not a HOU DAO person originally, so i ll be mean to u. me and some other ppl laugh at u u know? cos u are so idiot. never mention we know each other in the future, thx. haha ya i'm not at high social status and my opinion can be simply ignored by most of the ppl, but as useless as me has become look down on u already. ppl have no longer got sympathy on u already, cos ppl around u become more pathetic because of u! afterwards everytime if i suffer from something, i think i ll feel better, anyhow i got a better and more meaningful life than u. ur life is juz so boring cos ur personality consists of boringness and unreasonability thoroughly. at least the ppl around me ll not suffer so much because my fault. at least i still have a happy, enjoyable and fruitful life. if u are my daughter, i juz slap u, and dun care abt u at all. it is up to u to do anything, u adult already, should be responsible for ur behaviour urself, juz dun ask others to bear the consequences for u. u deserve it, cos urself made it. it is juz not any other ppl's business. so dun bother others, plz. no one in this world owe u anything, no one. no one in this world has inborn respinsibility to treat u good, if u treat others nice, ppl ll treat u good. but now the situation is, even ppl treat u good, u not thankful to them. so, who cares abt u in this case?
u are no better than that man u hate the most, i mean the elder one. even worse i think.
so sickening.
better u can see my blog.

这是什么预兆？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？？
这说明什么问题？？？？？？？？？？
老天你什么意思？？？？？？？？？？？？？？
非让我看见让我嫉妒死吗？？？？？？？？？？？？？

well, recently i made a lot of mistakes. 1stly i lost my wallet in PGP when i did CCA job. luckily i got it back yesterday evening. well, then i try to take bus to T3, see how long do i need in the morning, i go pasir ris to buy bus concession today. actually last week i wanna try already, but i always got up after 6am so i rushed out, then i decided to take mrt.but this morning, i finally tried, i went out of my house at abt 6:05,got on 7 abt 6:12, reached plaza sing at abt 6:33, got on 36 at 6:42. 35 min later, i got off the bus, and it is only 7:17! i walked into the office, swiped my card, it shows 7:22! wahahahaha. actually the 1st bus no.7 is 5:50, 2nd is abt 6am, then 3rd is abt 6:10. i always plan to take the very 1st bus to go plaza sing, but i never get up so early. in the evening bus no .36 takes abt 45 min to go from T3 to orchard, and no.7 takes 35min to go back. that time is peak hour, but i never think abt can reach here so fast in the morning. anyway, i got it. and bus concession for one month is counted from the day u buy to the day b4 the same date of next month, not like b4 we need to buy bus stamp for one whole complete month. if i know that early, i ll buy concession at the very 1st day of my IA. i waste abt $100 and lots of time on transportation. sh!t.
last week when i went to site with my boss, my boss told me that the project manager is a guy wif a mole on his face. then i asked is he a jap? my boss said '.....indo'. i thought he is indo then. i remembered indo is indonesian rite? then, yesterday, i found a guy with a mole on his face, but he is jap! i sure. then, i found everyone call him 'indo san'. gosh. his name is indo.
monday evening here got a 'cleanest table' competition. so everyone started to clean our own table. the office is never so clean. 1st prize is 3 star war ticket, juz becos indo san likes star war. 2nd is a mouse. 3rd is food voucher.
a new QS came yesterday. NUS senior. wahaha.
i found i mistaken sth. last time i said they biase towards jap ppl, actully not. they also scold those silly jap. they quite nervous abt indo san only. last time i said they give high respect to jap, but i found it is always indo san. i mistaken him into several japs. actually there is only one.
and the poly guy, he left last fri. his school starts soon. his IA is only 4 weeks. maybe it is the reason why he sit in corridor area.
ok, this morning i wrote so many already. stop here.